student K: sensei, do you have kids?
me: ….??? NO.
student K: why not?
me: because i don’t. do your work.
student K: sensei, you’re almost 30! you have to get married!
me: …..why do you remember my age and why are /you/ telling me this???
student K: *cheeky grin* because everyone gets married and has kids by 30, of course!
students H & D: *nod in agreement*
me: ……… *face in hand*