a friend just sent me this song and it is the funniest, most Japanese– yet simultaneously universal song ever about coming across public displays of affection as a single person and being annoyed about it. thought i’d share. lol translated lyrics below. なぜだ なぜ君らは / why oh why do you guys 終電間際 現れる / appear just in time for the last train なぜだ なぜ君らは / why oh why do you guys 改札前でキスをする / kiss in front of the ticket gates 柱の陰に隠れてほしい / i wish you’d hide behind a pole できれば家でやってほしい / if possible, i wish you’d do it at home 少しは恥を知ったほうがいい / you should have a bit more shame とりあえず一応みないふり / anyway for now, i’ll pretend i don’t see you べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつにべつに 悔しくない / whatever, i’m totally not frustrated or anything べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつにべつに 悔しくない / whatever, i’m totally not frustrated or anything なぜだ なぜ君らは / why oh why do you guys 何も言わずに見つめ合う / gaze into each others’ eyes without saying anything なぜだ なぜ君らは / why oh why do you guys おでことおでこ突き合す / put your foreheads against one another’s 駅員さんの顔みてほしい / i wish you’d look at the station staff’s face 見ろよ絵にかいたような苦笑い / look at that wry laugh, lifted straight out of a painting 慣れてないのにお手々は尻に / though not used to it, putting your hands on their ass とりあえずやっぱり見ないふり / anyway, yeah i really will pretend i don’t see you べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつにべつに 悔しくない / whatever, i’m totally not frustrated or anything べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつにべつに 悔しくない / whatever, i’m totally not frustrated or anything べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつに私には関係ない / whatever, it’s not like it has anything to do with me べつにべつに べつに / whatever whatever whatever べつに私には関係ない / whatever, it’s not like it has anything to do with me だけど私恋人いない / but i have no partner 負け犬の遠吠えでしかない / just the butthurt feelings of a loser それがなんだ べつにべつに！ / but whatever! nothing wrong with that or anything!